Weekly SEO Jokes – GIG N2

Best SEO Jokes and Memes – Weekly collection N2

SEO Sir Joke – Part 2

Q (J-No-List): Dear Sir Ex Prat, can I ask you a question about …

A (Ex Prat – Interrupting): Wait, wait — I am no Sir. My socks have holes. I am just SEO Ex Prat.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke: The Fastest .NET Page (Yellow 500 Optimization)

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, we have an enterprise client running on .NET. What is your top piece of advice for speed optimization?

A (Ex Prat): I have the perfect advice. Just return the Yellow 500 Error Page! That page loads faster than Googlebot can crawl.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke: The Clickbait Strategy

Q (J-No-List): What type of SEO articles should I write to attract followers?

A (Ex Prat): Never write anything serious or needed thinking. Instead, ask questions like “which is better SEO or PPC?” or explain why “SEO is dead.”

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke: Favorite Day of the Week

Q (J-No-List): What is your favorite day of the week?

A (Ex Prat): Monday – on that way I have plenty of time until Friday to invent the right excuses for the drastic drop during the weekend.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke: The Green Trend Line

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, the client insists on seeing green in the report. How do we show growth when traffic is flat?

A (Ex Prat): Simple. Stop reporting traffic. Start reporting a metric that shows our commitment and engagement, like the average number of unnecessary meetings we scheduled last week. It’s an internal metric, and it’s always growing.

HAHAHA