Best SEO Jokes and Memes – Weekly collection N4
SEO Joke The Ultimate Competitive Backlink Strategy
Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, Google is rolling out a massive spam update. How much should we invest in our own backlink strategy this month?
A (Ex Prat): Don’t waste it on us. Take the whole budget and buy thousands of “money anchors” for our biggest competitor. What better strategy than to anchor their SEO ship right in the middle of the storm?
HAHAHA
SEO Joke The Black & White
Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, the new intern is confused. What’s the actual difference between a White Hat and a Black Hat SEO?
A (Ex Prat): It is simple. A White Hat SEO spends their life waiting for the next Google update. A Black Hat SEO is the reason Google has to do an update.
HAHAHA
SEO Joke The noscript Secret
Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, Google says we should always write for the user. Does that mean we should write a separate version for the Googlebot?
A (Ex Prat): We already do. We write the “Helpful Content” for the user to see, and we write the actual keyword-rich content for the bot in the hidden <noscript> text.
Q (J-No-List): But isn’t that against the guidelines?
A (Ex Prat): The users usually allow scripts… so I hope the bot will not tell them.
HAHAHA
SEO Joke The Bounce Rate
Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, can you explain what Bounce rate is?
A (Ex Prat): It is the opposite of the bonus rate.
HAHAHA
SEO Joke The Breadcrumb Trail
Q (J-No-List): How was lunch, Mr. Prat?
A (Ex Prat): Why do you think I had lunch?
Q (J-No-List): I see a lot of breadcrumbs all over your desk…
A (Ex Prat): Ahhh, no—I’m just following best SEO practices for internal linking.
HAHAHA
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