An SEO joke turning everyday optimisation pain into humor
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Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, Google is rolling out a massive spam update. How much should we invest in our own backlink strategy this month?
A (Ex Prat): Don’t waste it on us. Take the whole budget and buy thousands of “money anchors” for our biggest competitor. What better strategy than to anchor their SEO ship right in the middle of the storm?
HAHAHA
📝 Description
Mr. Ex Prat reveals the most effective way to “win” during a Google algorithm storm. Why bother building high-quality links for yourself when you can use your budget to “help” your competition? By flooding their profile with aggressive, over-optimized money anchors right as the spam filters are peaking, you aren’t just doing SEO—you’re doing a digital hit job.
⚠️ Disclaimer
All advice, techniques, and characters presented on the @SEOMuppetShow are for entertainment and satirical purposes only. We do not actually recommend “donating” toxic links to your competitors, no matter how much they deserve it.
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