Weekly SEO Jokes – GIG N3

Best SEO Jokes and Memes – Weekly collection N3

SEO Joke: Explaining ‘Above the Fold’

Q (J-No-List): Can you explain the term “above the fold” to our new team member?

A (Ex Prat): Hmm, yeah. Nothing is “folding,” but imagine a skirt of a girl… it should be above the knees so as not to wrinkle. So on the page, just stuff all important content right in the beginning.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke: Affiliate Marketing Disclosure

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, what is the best strategy for a successful affiliate program?

A (Ex Prat): Never say that you have any type of connection to the product which you honestly review.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke Why Amazon Retired Alexa Rank

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, do you know why Amazon stopped supporting Alexa Rank?

A (Ex Prat): Yeah—it started to talk too much.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke Alt Text Definition

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, can you explain what Alt Text is?

A (Ex Prat): It measures the altitude of image ranking.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke Disavowing New Ideas

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, why do you always ignore the ideas of the new SEO team members?

A (Ex Prat): I always try to help the newbies to learn something. In this case, it’s how the disavow tool works.

HAHAHA

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SEO Joke – The Zero-Click Report

Q (J-No-List): Mr. Ex Prat, how do we increase our AdSense income these days?

A (Ex Prat): Optimize for Google SERP User Experience.

Q (J-No-List): Will that get us more traffic?

A (Ex Prat): No, but on that way we can report that we ranked for “0 Clicked Answer.”HAHAHA